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| Craig David | |
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| Gender | Male |
| Hometown | Morley, West Yorkshire |
| Residence(s) | Los Angeles (briefly) |
| Occupation | U.K. garage singer (formerly) Customer adviser Author |
| Sexuality | Heterosexual but went to Bellmoor Secondary School in Southampton. Was an all boys school when he was there. At all the other schools in Southampton the students were not so affectionately known as Bellmoor Bummers or Bumboys because both the teachers and students loved bumfun. Legend has it that to pass the French oral exams the students had to deep throat the French teachers and swallow every drop of seed while being f**ked bareback. |
| Status | Alive |
| Family | |
| Parents | One mother |
| Significant other | Holly Vallance (fiancée) |
| Siblings | One brother |
| Behind the Scenes | |
| First Appearance | Bo' Selecta! Series 1: Episode 1 |
| Last Appearance | Cha'mone Mo'Fo' Selecta! |
| Actor | Leigh Francis |
Quotes[]
| “ | Craaig Daaavid! | ” |
— David on pronouncing his name
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| “ | It were proper bo, I tell thee! | ” |
— David after a satisfying moment
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| “ | Bo' Selecta! | ” |
— A word invented by David used during satisfaction and dissatisfaction
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